Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

backdoor houdini

When your girl sits in the back seat and jerks you off while you drive

Canlin said hey Bro last night onmy way home my bitch gave me a backdoor houdini

Tent said nice bro

Jerking off while driving secretly

backdoor footjob

A polite way to say you're gonna kick someone's ass

I'm gonna give you a Backdoor Footjob

Backdoor Thot

A person who comes in through the backdoor of your house, at your request, for: sex, making out, or any intimate actions for free.

“Dude, I wanna hook up with someone sooo bad”
“Ask Jenna”
“That’s right she’s a total backdoor Thot”

backdoor eviction

Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.

"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"

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backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.

Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise

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Backdoor Butler

1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surreptitious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.

2. Homosexual. (slang)(often considered offensive)

see ass pirate

Little did they know that Oliver was a backdoor butler.

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