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When you fuck someone in the arse and cum inside their asshole and wait until the cum bubbles out so you can eat it.
Oh my god dude, Stacy’s so fucking hot that I’d let her give me a Belgium bubbler.
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A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.
Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
A country located between France, Germany and the Netherlands. Originally two parts of both the Netherlands and France, Belgium gained its independence and became a monarchy on the 21st of July 1831 ( now the National Holiday). It is split up into two parts, Wallonia and Flanders. Wallonia is where they speak a dialect of French, while Flanders is where they speak multiple dialects of Dutch. Both parts are in a "war" between cultures, with many saying that Wallonia is the best while Flanders is actually the best part of the whole country. Almost everyone is Belgium speaks 3 (or more) languages (exept for the lazy Wallonians who for some reason mostly don't learn Dutch). The languages are Dutch, French and English, some in Flanders also learn German because its easier to learn when you can speak Dutch. Most belgian beers were brewed in the abbeys (some of which still brew) in Flanders. A lot of festivals are hosted in Belgium (most in Flanders), like Tomorrowland. Although I stated a lot of the best things are in Flanders, Wallonia is equally beautiful. Chocolate, landscape, waffles, a lot of belgian products come from there.
TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.
ex: "Belgium is a country not a city, dumbfuck Trump."
A perfectly innocent if slightly dull European country
Belgium seems like a Belgium to me.
Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus
It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War
It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries
There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government
They hold a world record of 541 days with no government
American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!
French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh