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A yankee bidet is created when you are taking a crap in a toilet and the impact of feces with the water causes it to splash back up in to your anus, similiar to a french bidet.
*pushing groaning sounds, then a splash*..
"whoa.. I just got a yankee bidet!"
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Gay bidet Is when a homosexual man or woman. Holds their own legs behind their head as the other loosens up the butt hole fisting it! An after pulling out the fist One proceeds to poop into the slowly shutting Butt hole! An upon finishing shitting into your partner ass! They proceed to piss on the poopers asshole an cheeks till clean
My ass feels overly fresh after Brad pissed on my butt hole till it was clean after i shit into his gay bidet
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The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
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Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.
Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!
The process of sucking water up in your PP than pushing out water at power hose levels of strength of speed into the partners ass cleaning it out like a bidet
Guy 1:Dude I Super Bidet her ass so good I saw water shoot out her eyes
Kid: dad I don't want to know this
When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.
John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet