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Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.
Nicola: Why should I have sex with you?
Nicola's bf: Because I am your bf.
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Usually referred to as a NAB.
Pronounced: knob, as in doorknob
Def: the title you give the male you are in a relationship with after the dating stage, but prior to giving him the actual name of “boyfriend.” Usually this person will attend events, go to family functions and act in a boyfriendly manner but does not have the title.
Krista: So whats up with the new guy?
Jill: Oh, he is just a NAB (Not A Boyfriend).
Krista: what, not good enough?
Jill: He is just a little nerdy, I enjoy letting him buy me stuff but I don’t know if he will make it to the boyfriend stage.
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A male that a woman will allow to get on her last damned nerve with hopes of becoming his wife so that she can truly fulfill the vow "Til Death Do Us Part".
My boyfriend is working my last nerve. If we were married I would choke him until he was blue.
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A man? who thinks only because your currently together and in a relationship, you must be their private property. Someone who takes over your life and JUSTIFIES TORTURE IN THE NAME OF LOVE. Some you cook for, do laundry for, Screw, kiss ass for, get into bitchy fights with your best friends and parents for, give up the world for, give your soul up for, get battered and blue eyed for (sometimes), eventually to be called a paid SLUT.A guy who bunks work to check up on you at random times (for months). A guy who gives you the account statement for all the money he ever spent on you once you guys are on the verge of breaking up, especially when he was the one who vehemently insisted "you deserve every penny I could ever spend on you DARLING and I will never in my life regret this".
Someone who spends loads of cash on you.....only because you're currently living up to his definition of a slave, and the day you stop doing the bidding of....will call you a high-maintenance-whore he screwed for your bedroom skills ONLY.
Boyfriend-
When Sarah tells Ankur She's having drinks with friends on a sunday----
Ankur--"So, on a Sunday when I want to spend time with you( when Ankur works from home), you want to go see your friends? (people you haven't met in months) and on the one weekend that we have, you want me to cook( can't cook to save his life) for myself while you're out having fun and getting sloshed with your bitches(because he's figured out all your friends hate him and he personally can't handle more than 2 drinks AND he's socially retarded).
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1 A species of people who would do anything to make you cry. will find a way to make you feel like you wanna die.
2 A species that cant use the word love correctly.
3 A species that doesnt care for anything except for themself's.
the girl was left heartbroken on to the floor crying because of her "boyfriend"
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A boyfriend is the most special person in the universe.He will take care and stand up for u when it’s needed.Boyfriends know when u r sad and will cheer u up quickly.Boyfriends make u laugh or smile in the worse moments.U know when u get a boyfriend bc u will get a butterfly feeling in ur stomach.A boyfriend is the best thing that happens in ur life.
I love my boyfriend kaden he is the most amazing person in my life.