here's how it goes down:
"wanna see my belt buckle?"
*person or people look at crotch area
*person who asked "wanna see my belt buckle?" lifts up shirt/sweatshirt displaying his/her upper bush area above the slightly pulled down underwear and pants
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A Buckle Buster is a person (Male) who acts Country, dresses Country, etc. But hasnβt had a lick of dirt or mud on their jeans or boots. Someone who has mommy or daddy buy their truck parts and listens to Sam Hunt, Dan & Shay, Florida Georgia Line and fake Country Music. They canβt grow a real beard and drinks White Claws like itβs real beer. Someone who claims to be Country but couldnβt last a day in the woods or build a fire to save their life.
Man, look at the Buckle Buster that just pulled up.
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The whores of the rodeo/country world. They'll sneak behind the chutes to catch a glimpse at the bull riders. They think steers are a breed of cow, they're almost always blonde whether that be dyed blonde or natural. A lot of denim booty shorts, flannels, sparkles and glitter, and let's not forget the 30 pounds of makeup. Fake tans, daddy's money, probably drives a pink or white Jeep. Big fake ass eye lashes. And will sleep with country men. Save a horse (ride a cowboy),Before He Cheats, every Wallen song are defiantly on their playlist. If your man is a bull rider, he probably has a lot of these women in his snapchat. Very rare that a bull rider will be loyal, but it happens. See my profile for more info on bull riders. They also go to "country concerts" (pop country) and they wear the boots n hat one time. never again after that.
Innocent country female: OMG HE CHEATED ON ME WITH 7 BUCKLE BUNNIES. GOD I HATE THEM.
Random female team roper: RUN! THEY'RE HERE....the buckle bunnies. *blonde bitch with huge tits, a red n white flannel, denim booty shorts, and a fake tan walks in*
Bull rider: DAMNNNNN BOYS. THE PUSSY IS HERE. Look at that fine buckle bunny.
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A woman who knows her worth and is not going to settle for anything less than first place. She is a strong independent woman who has her own truck and her own money. She is going for the gold and looks amazing while doing it. She may be considered a country bumpkin version of a ho but she embraces these stereotypes and turns them on their head! She wears her rhinestones, tramp stamp and done up hair & nails proudly to the rodeo.
That girl over there wearing a mini skirt at the rodeo, is definitely a Buckle Bunny.
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The act when a beautiful woman suddenly inserts 2 fingers into your chocolate freckle up to the 2nd knuckles instantaneously causing your toes to spasm and cramp up
While Sally was giving me a slurp and jerk last night she surprised me with a backdoor double buckle toe buckle!
when one is performing doggy style he whispers in her ear that he has AIDS and as she panics and tries to run away he rides her like a wild bronco
In the heat of the moment, Jack whispered in Jill's ear "I have AIDS" and as Jill tried to escape his cowboy grip, Jack rode her like a rodeo clown thus performing the "Buckling Bronco."
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Ornamental and fucntional fastners for shoes, pants, jackets, car doors, and, sometimes, books on shadow boxing. Built by descendents of the Cat people of Peru, these buckles are often built out of rubies, silver, or from spaceship wreckage. In addition to this, some of the buckles can sell for well over $35.
These Peruvian buckles are rare and magical.
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