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Carrie Fletcher is one of the most adorable human being. She is a vlogger and is known under the username "itswaypastmybedtime" on youtube. Her best friend is Alex Day (here best friend meaning secret boyfriend). Sometimes, she writes really cute songs and she has a wicked voice. She is also Tom Fletcher's (McFly singer and guitarist) younger sister.
PS: Her hair is perfect; she's like a blond Merida.
"You definitely want to be as flawless as Carrie Fletcher"
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When youre walking through a supermarket talking to a family member or friend and they walk down a different aisle without you realising so you carry on talking to yourself
John- "Elephants definatley don't live down burrows I'm certain."
Jeremy- "Sorry what was that?" *Jeremy nips off to get some eggs*
John- "Elephants couldn't possibly live down burrows, theres no way they'd be able to dig them for themselves because of their lack of dexterity and there's no other animal thats gonna dig one big enough to fit an elephant in so it's not like they can jump in someone else's burrow...eh Jeremy?...Jeremy?...Fuck it!!!"
*Jeremy returns with eggs*
John- "Mate, I just had the longest carry-onversation thanks to you!"
When a female physicly lifts someone and then carries him/her around. It usually refers to a woman lifting a man, but it could be a woman lifting a woman, too. The phrase is most often used to describe a fetish for this.
John: Didn't you find it humiliating when that bodybuilder chick picked you up and carried you around the room?
Dean: No, I liked it; I have a lift and carry fetish.
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A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."
Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!
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Goodbye, peace out, God be with you. Basically salutations of leaving. In an awkward moment of trying to type "Cellar Door" while saying goodbye, The Weav had a hand seizure as per usual. Hence the outcome of Carry One, which has become our new blessing.
"Well, I'm gonna head out guys, I've got some healthy music to write."
"Sweet, Carry One."
"Carry One."
When you carry a cup of Tim Hortons coffee/tea/hot chocolate by putting your thumb on the rim of the cup and index and middle fingers on the bottom, because of the extreme heat of the beverage.
The Canadian Carry saved my hand from being scalded on the trip back to the office from Tim's.
How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.
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The most famous twins from the 1800's. Carrie is shorter because of too much coffee; Shelly died her hair black.
Shelly and Carrie kick ass.