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Where College students sent home due to coronavirus in Spring 2020 now go to school
A: Did you get sent home to do online school?
E: Yeah, I go to Da Crib University now. Catch me on Zoom
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da crib university has two definitions:
people who dont go to college but just chill at home
or does who go to a near by college
friend: hey bruh where you go to at
me: i go to da crib university where we dont go to school but chill at the crib where drink, smoke and bullshit
friend: hey do you go to that school ova there
me: yeah
friend: damn you i didn't you went to da crib univeristy
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Literally, of course means hanging about your house.
thick Jackasses would use the term seriosly.
Wat up homey?
Nuffin, just chillin in da crib
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An item, or items kept by someone after breaking up with their significant other. Usually clothes, but can be any item.
Your man lets you wear his sweater, you keep it, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with his box of stuff.
Your woman leaves a bra at your house, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with HER box of stuff.
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Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
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a langushed social life of a gay male precipitated by living with lesbians
Jim expereinced LCD Lesbian crib death from watching to much football and going to to many clam bakes.
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To shoot a person's residence repeatedly with a weapon, usually in retaliation for a percieved wrong.
Yo, breh, Kayvon and Shaniqua been talking shit about me on da Facebooks. Let's bust they crib up, yo!