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To mess something up so bad that it is impossible to fix or take back.
Dude you dropped my bong! You fucked it. Now how are we going to smoke?
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A phrase used right before you do something idiotic.
Before you use this phrase, ask yourself:
Am I high?
Am I drunk?
Am I suicidal?
Am I standing on a ledge right now?
Am I contemplating rape?
If you answered no to all of these questions, then feel free to use the term "Fuck It". You might not kill your self/get arrested.
Jim: *Jim sees duck* Wow! that duck is really arousing!!! I'm going to fuck it!!!
Jim: *Jim stands on edge of cliff* My wife left me. My kids hate me. The hookers I hired bit off my dick. I hate myself. Fuck it. *Jim proceeds to jump off cliff and survives the fall, proceeding to be in a hospital in excruciating pain for the next seven years, only to die later with a ginormous hospital bill for his children to pay.*
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an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.
i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.
i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.
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Surprisingly enough, it's not a synonym for marijuana.
"Let's smoke some fuck, man."
"... What?"
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Once had shock value, but is now more common than a tattoo on a fat girl's back.
"You think this definition will get the thumbs up"?
"Do I fuck"
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An inappropriate remark. Usually used when your trying to exaggerate something or make a point.
Fuck you bud you ugly ass fuck
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My favourite word in the English language, but "society's" number one world problem for no fucking reason.
I fucking love to use the word fuck. Why the fucking fuck do people get so fucking offended by it?! IT'S JUST A F U C K ING WORD!!!
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