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Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.
Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.
Just Beens Set Free From Prison
"Yo Ma Nigga Troops is fresh home"
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Government service jargon and employee shorthand for defrauding taxpayers. Used as a noun, and certainly never as a verb, it describes a state-of-being generally accompanied by euphoria and giddiness from stealing from the “man.” Except, in this case, it is not the “man”, it is the people. The state-of-being derives from sweet contracting side gigs while sitting at home on the government dime, saving both on childcare and gasoline for your new sweet SUV that you only have drive to “work” two days a week.
Although the state-of-being is generally continuous, it is sometimes interrupted by home chores, trips to Sam’s Club, meetings with side gig clients, and lines at Starbucks. The state-of-being is highly contagious among peers, and newcomers are taught to be giant assholes by the veterans until the impotent management says “fuck it, I’d rather these turds stay at home in bliss than interrupt my web surfing, and if I am the only one at work, it makes me look important.”
“I get so much more done when I work@home.”
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A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
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used by genshin impact users when they want to gain a character badly from the wishing system
person 1: i want klee so badly
person 2: me too!! klee, please come home 😔🙏🏼
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1. A positive encouraging and motivating phrase to get to the punch line.
2. Encouraging to state the point.
3. Please get to the climax.
4. To return something to it's rightful location.
Bring it home, my friend.
Bring it home, brotha.
Bring it home, sista.
You left the basketball at the park. Bring it home.
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A large wharehouse that sells poorly made household items made in china, warped lumber, and grossly underpays its employees.
I went down to the Home Despot to buy a can a spray paint and got fucking lost.
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