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1. the name of a poo which is perfect - comes out clean, not to hard and not too sloppy and comes out with no burn which is often associated with a curry poo.
2. a beast !
1. WOW! i just took an awesome matty breen
2. Ron is such a matty breen in bed ;)
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A little lanky asian boy who continuously asks young innocent girls for nudes.He has no self respect and worst of all no respect for women. He thinks he’s a roadman and likes to be called a chigga...
He is confident and pretends to be popular but is actually a pale pasty spotty kid who jacks off on photos of young girls (these girls are fully clothed). He likes to video himself doing this creepy ass shit and send it to the girls he’s jacking off on. You’ll be having a conversation with him and he will say, ruffly every 10 minutes, that he needs to pause because this (perfectly normal convo) is turning him on so much that he needs to beat his meat. idk how he handles his never ending jizz machine in class.
Person 1: this weird asian boy keeps asking me for nudes. Idk who it is!
Person 2: must be Matty Chan. The only weirdo horny enough to ask you, a 11 year old for nudes.
Person 3: omg he’s a constant jizz machine!!
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Matty Drunk is a state of intoxication from excessive binge drinking to the point of complete obliteration. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may dose off in bars/clubs/pubs/camping trips or curbs. The person may fall over several times on any given night. If you have nice shoes, hide them because a “Matty Drunk” could mistake them for his own and walk out of the party wearing YOUR SHOES!!! The person will most likly put more food on the ground then in his mouth. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may refer to the same few words over and over again such as "getter done, doosh bag, dooshee, and a little weird" even when it's not a "little weird" making the “Matty Drunk” “very weird”. The person may play an imaginary guitar called an "air guitar" several times in one night. The person who is "Matty Drunk" will become destructive and verbally abusive to bums, sergeants, people he does not know and maybe even you.
Matty Drunk says: "Hey dew I just broke my key off in my apartment building lobby door, I can't get inside now, oh man I am so Matty Drunk"
Lips(Ryan) replies: "yes, yes you are"
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This guy is an absolute cunt. people called Matty are normally into music or art and think they are the bee's knees but are actually just depending on an ok voice or hand (in the case of art) to be helped massively by the editor or teacher and then think that they did it all.
this person also likes to boss people around and expect to be listened to even though they show literally no respect to anyone at all. he is also a hypercritical fagot who is fucking obese and smokes like a fucking bus and destroys families that he is in.
Person 1: Awwww I love the Edwards they are the ideal family
Person 2: yeah I tots agree shames about the fucking matty they have right.
Person 1: yeah he is a CUNT.
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when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft
microsoft reset my gamerscore the other day said billy, you've been matty whittled said matthew
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A fuckin weird cunt but honestly a fuckin legend. He would even suck u off if u need it desperately
Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!
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After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,
Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
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