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While having sex, change to doggystyle then put a bottle of water in her anus, squeeze the bottle to let the water enter the anus, remove the bottle then tickle her nose till she sneezes and watch the water spray out the anus.
I "reversed Moses" my girlfriend.
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a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.
"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"
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a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.
originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.
Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!
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The Moses Effect can refer to a multitude of things. The main is to describe the effect a police car has on traffic on the motorways. For example, when a police car enters the motorway, the cars in front of the police part out of the police cars lane, and slow down to the point where they actually go behind the police car. This leaves a 3 lane wide open stretch of road in front of the police car. This is the parting of the sea of cars leaving open empty road, thus the moses effect. Known to cause heavy backups and traffic. Another form of the Moses effect can refer to the parting of people in the way of a person people fear, admire, or have extreme respect for. This time just, leaving an open stretch of walkway with hundreds of people lining eiether side. The Moses Effect is not imited to only these two uses.
As the Police Trooper merged on to the motorway, the Moses Effect took place, the cars all instantly slowed down and merged to the sides of the road. The Trooper took this to his advantage and enjoyed the endless span of road free of other cars.
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Having sex with a girl when she's on her period.
Hey man did you hear? I pulled a Moses fuck on Amber last night.
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A town near the middle of Washington, where it doesn't rain, there aren't any naturaly green trees, there are no mountains near by and it smells as though a large herd of dead cows is rotting near by. The only thing it has going for it, is that it gets ridiculously hot and there is a lake, which attracts idiots from all over, who thinking wearing a cowboy hat makes them fit in, but at the same time they think there are male cows. Even though it smells and it is hot, it will always be better than Ephrata in the end.
Lets go hold our breathe in Moses Lake this weekend, so we can get sunburnt.
I was in Moses Lake and saw this cow with giant horns.
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A Moses fart is when you let out a fart so hard and fast , that you course the water in the toilet to Part.
Damion : dude , what was all that splashing?
Mono : oh man i did some mad moses-fart , then followed through.
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