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The big and tall department at Old Navy
Pants with a waist size greater than 32" are in the Fat Navy department
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Currently the worlds strongest Navy. Rivaled by the Russian Navy. The U.S Navy is the only military power to reach any point in the globe, whether it be on Air, Land, or Sea. This is something Army and Air Force can not say as well. The U.S Navy also have first-strike capabilities.
The U.S Navy is not gay. This stupid rumor probably started because of either 1) the Village People sang about the U.S Navy while doing very homosexual and erotic dance moves in skimpy clothing 2) The Army and Air Force are jealous the the Navy kicks their ass in football, so they spread false rumors questioning the sexuality of people in the Navy. or 3)People think that because you're on a ship for months at a time, you're somewhat more prone to becoming a homosexual.
Person: Wow, look at that cop in leather pants and the Indian wearing almost nothing. They are dancing like a 14 year old teenage slut, and talking about the U.S Navy. Therefore, the U.S Navy must be gay.
Me: You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Army: Wow, Navy just handed our own asses in a cardboard box..AGAIN.
Air Force: Yeah man, they must be gay or something.
Army: Yeah, they probably are gay.
Person: Look at Steve, he's been on a ship for months now sailing in the Atlantic.
Person #2: Yeah, being cramped up all on a ship with other men must make him be more of a homosexual.
Person: Probably!
Person #3: You guys are just jealous that Steve has been to every single European country that touches water, seen more than you will ever see in your life, and has a hot French girlfriend that he met while in France.
Person: NO!
Person #3: Well, both of you are still virgins. You still lose.
Person #2: :(
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A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.
Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.
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1. One of many American Special Forces Units (SFU). Often regarded as one of the best in the world; only surpased by the British SAS, and other HIGHLY top secret forces, such as Grey Fox.
2. With more than 10 KNOWN teams now, the Navy SEAL unit is comprised of the "best of the best". Richard Marcinko is probably the most well known and most influential SEAL, as he even created his own unit.
3. Started in 1963, by President Kennedy, this is a "counter-offensive, and counter guerilla task force".
Not very clandestine in the past years. Publisized for recruitment purposes.
Terrorist: Man, this is such a joke. There's no soldiers for miles. And besides, there's no way ANYONE could get through the lasers, many guards, security cameras, spotlights, motion sensors, dogs and trip wires.
*knife pierces through his nec; SEAL pulls his body into the darkness*
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Company that makes SOME preppy clothes, but most (like fleeces) are very comfortable + normal. Clothes are cheap too.
Jim- Let's go to Old Navy and get some comfortable clothes!
Fred- OK, you go ahead. I'll stay here, 'cos guys should NEVER shop for clothes together. It's WRONG!!
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In short:
(1)Navy bitchs pride themselves on there ability to show up to work and do absolutely nothing, get awards and still get better Evals than you. They accomplish this with volunteering and collateral duties.
(2) The typical navy bitch gets pregnant shortly after joining the navy or just before a deployment.
(3) Also refered to as a qual whore
Navy Whoreskaterbitchcum dumpsterqual whorenavy bitch
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A mystical being that pretends to be a leader but, only when it benefits them. Naval instructions do not apply to them but, preach to their junior sailors that they do. Do not defend you when you go to DRB. PT standards do not apply. They are hard to find and love keeping you late for no reason.
A wild navy chief appeared!