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Did you just see those hood raptors fighting in Chuck E. Cheese?
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"Man, I really dropped the raptor on that exam."
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In Unreal Tournament 2004, a fucktard who thinks its cool to wait by the Raptor spawn point so he can fly around like a moron until he gets shot and then jumps out at high altitudes thinking he's gonna save himself and then dies. All this, mind you, while your power nodes are getting shot to shit by some mountain camper with the flak cannon's alternate fire mode and a super shield pack.
"Stop camping the raptor, n00b!"
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A raptor made of snow who will spill the blood of the innocent and rape all the virgins. Devouring the souls of your loved ones.
Sara:Hey look it's snowing. Wanna build a snowman?
Mary: Are you crazy it's night. There are Snow Raptors out there!
Sara:What in God's name is a Snow Raptor?!
Mary:Something so horrible I can't even begin to describe it. Just go look it up on urban dictionary...
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Sex where one or both partners is so loud it sounds like a raptor shrieking. This can be due to either pain from S&M or the screamer just having an exceptionally good time.
I had a total Raptor Fuck the other day, me and sally were going at it and she was screaming so loud the whole building could here it.
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The most terrifying beast of all, the octo-raptor is half octopus, half raptor, and full of bees - bees on fire.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....wow, I was way far off, it's a fucking octo-raptor!
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The act of two people tucking their penis and balls between their legs and using arms to smack each other in a fighting manner. First one to pop out is declared loser.
Johnny and Gary raptor fight on the weekends and keep tabs to see who wins more often.
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