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to spot a smokin' chick and position yourself in a spot where she can not see you stare at her, usually a person would pretend to talk to someone to do this.
(Dude spots girl and moves too look like hes staring at friend)
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.
An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.
You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!
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feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty
Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.
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Someone who constantly looks and points to things on the internet while looking over your shoulder.
Eric: Go to that link!
John: No! I dont wanna look at "2 girls, 1 cup"! Stop bein such a shoulder surfer.
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When you have a girl on each one of your arms. Typically you have your arms around them.
I had to help my crippled aunt and drunk grandma back to the car. Not my idea of broad shoulders....
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Having played Wii (bowling mainly) for far too many hours. Not following makers instructions of regular breaks. Leading to serious shoulder ache and stiffness for about 3 days afterwards!
Wii shoulder- Wii players who rarely do any other excercise will find this most common! (like me)
Similar to Tennis Elbow! :)
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Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"
Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.
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