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Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.
"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?
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squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded
thanos has his own squidward who can lift pebbles and stuff
Oh No that's Thanos Squidward
A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
Highyly intelligent being born from the continum of time and space itself.
Used as a metaphor to say how horrible someones hairline is.
person no.1 ngl you have a 360 squidward...
person no.2 ...
Look at his 360 squidward! XDXDXDXDXDXD
A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.
Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.
A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.
Your dick smaller than my toes, I'd rather ride Squidward's Nose
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