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Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
"Hey, what are you doing for Zombie Sunday?"
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
For those still in school, this is the final day of summer vacation. It's like the Sunday feeling, but 100 fold. Usually consists of sitting around in your pajamas, reminiscing about the summer, insomnia, and a general feeling of the blues that summer is over. Probably the worst day of the year. May not always fall on a Sunday, but it's the same feeling.
After the excitement of summer break, all students must face Ultimate Sunday, the worst day of the year.
When you pour whip cream caramel hot fudge and put a cherry on top of a vagina then eat it out
Last Night I had a kitty sunday but I cant get that whip creeam/cum taste out of my mouth
When you dont go to church Sunday and sleep till noon. Then Sunday night you can't fall asleep till 2-3:30 and arrive to school on Monday morning tired and looking like crap.
Boy 1: Woah, you look...tired
Girl 1: I know thats the nice way of saying you look like crap!
Boy 1: What happened?
Girl 1: I have Sunday Syndrome..
Boy 1: What??
Girl 1: I stayed up all of Saturday night at a party, so Sunday I didn't go with my family to church and slept till noon. I fell asleep at 3:00AM this morning and woke up at 5:30AM!
Boy 1: Ouch
Girl 1:Zzz zzz zzz
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When you have a pool party and a girl wears her dirty maxi-pad while in the pool. Allows it to get completely soggy, then continues to wear it the rest of the day and sleeps in it at night for the slumber party.
Man, it was Sunday Bloody Sunday when Lizabeth wore her dirty wet soggy pad in April's pool then went to sleep in her sleeping bag.
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When you finally see that one person that you have been waiting to see for a whole week, it's your Sunday Candy
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Also a Chance The Rapper song
Ryan- I'm so happy I get to see you Bri, its been a week.
Bri- lol am I your "Sunday Candy"
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"... I've been waiting for you for the whole week, I've been praying for you, your my Sunday candy"
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