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Amazing German beer, from Munich
Hey bartender, give me a Spaten
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A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.
John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"
Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
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A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.
drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
When a man (or woman) gets left-over particles from a partner's yeast infection in their pubic hair.
Guy 1: Did you hear? I had intercourse with Beatrice, I'm as big of a boss as Rick Ross.
Guy 2: Nah that skank is dirty. You probably have some potato-spaten in your izzie's now.
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