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guy 1:i put my dick in a twisty last night
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
When you're so wrecked over the job you have to do that it's literally making you sick and you can't get yourself to do it.
I told my boss I'd be late with the project because I got the twisties.
a menace to transwomen everywhere
basically if Satan had brain damage. if you meet a girl using the name twisty on twitter, RUN. she is either out to take your reproductive organs, or "take" your reproductive organs;)
Nicole Hughes. It is the act in which someone becomes extremely annoyed over something silly.
Hughesy got twisty over her shit eye brows.
when you accidentally fall and twist your dick to look like a twisty chip
the man fell and gave himself a twisty
Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.
Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao