Random
Source Code
Random
Lisa - “ Wanna hang at mine? “
Julie - “ Hell yeah, I’m gonna ride the gate ! “
Gate 84 has it all.
More titanic than Titanic:
Our heroine battled to leave Belfast on time, managing to evade pretentious easyJet airport staff on minimum wage to ultimately face the iceberg that was Stansted Airport Security delays.
Better boob than Baywatch:
Our angel battled her way from the back of the aircraft, cussing at stewardesses and pushing elderly people aside. She launched herself on to the tarmac and ran, her tittage bouncing in a way that made Pamela Anderson look like an malnourished choir boy.
The sad bit:
He saw her and was filled with emotion. The hopelessness of seeing his sweetheart so close, yet so cruelly far as she pushed disabled children from her way. His numerous attempts to bribe Ryanair officials to stall the connecting flight had failed. Would he board the Berlin flight alone?
More ballsy than Bourne or Bond:
Seeing her opportunity our leading lady ducked into a side corridor, her heart pounding as Gate 84 came to view. She banged at the door, the only barrier remaining between her and her lover. As it unlocked she burst through, her magnificent dump truck firing on all cylinders.
Not Casablanca:
She saw him at the window looking forlorn; she had made it against all odds. She lightly tapped him on the arm and he turned to look at her.... "How?" he exclaimed, his despondency replaced by surrealism as he poked her in the forehead to make sure she was real. They embraced, nothing was ever going to keep these lovers apart.
Susie and Stuart boarded the flight to Berlin together, hand in hand (and ignoring the connecting flight delay due to ice on the wings that probably made the whole story of Gate 84 superfluous). To celebrate their reunification, he got her drunk on Jack Daniels from the inflight trolley and, on landing, banged her like a screen door in a hurricane.
The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.
Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.
Ocean gate is the home of the crack heads! If you need drugs, go to ocean gate. There’s suppliers everywhere ;). Don’t trust anyone who lives there because they’re all addicted to something. Actually probably everything. U won’t be disappointed!
“Let’s go to ocean gate !”
“Are you a crack head or something?”
1👍 1👎
When DoorDash drops your food off at the gate and not up to your door.
I spent $15 on delivery and these mf’s gate dashed me again
A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
1527👍 594👎
People who crowd the boarding area at the airport who have no business being at the front of the line.
Derek - "I was flying home yesterday and I had boarding group 1. I couldn't get to the front of the line because there were too many people crowding in front of me...and they were in groups 5 and 6."
Peter - "Yeah, those Gate Lice are afraid the overhead bins will get full."
Derek - "Dude!!"
29👍 8👎