Shit Keg

A slang term meaning the anus.

"Look baby that pussy ain't working for me!! Let me tap that shit keg so we can finish this up and I can get home to my baby mama!"

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tap the keg

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

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kegs boy

a kegs boy is the boy of a neighbouring school called cchs. they literally have 3 hot boys in the whole school (excluding sixth form). never aspire to be a kegs boy. if you do please get mental support BUT if you do on the off chance what to be a yucky kegs boy then you have to follow these very simple rules
1. be an antisocial nerd with NO game
2. do gay stuff but say no homo (that excuses everything trust me)
3. if your a yr 7 kegs boy be short af

4. also you guys need to get better logbooks
thanks for reading

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fellow cchs gurl :p

a: omg you know jacob

b: what, jacob the kegs boy
a: yeah the one with no game
b: wait they all have no game

a: ughh the one who asked me out

b: wait he did i thought he would never he's hot sure but rlly
a: well you know hot kegs boys are a rare species

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Camelback Keg

When you use a camalback backpack, and fill it up with beer. Which is where the word camalback keg derives from.

Yo bro i just put like 12 cans of brew in my camelback, so hopefully i can get shmacked off this camelback keg.

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Keg Begger

A single or group of teenagers who post up outside of liquor stores and approach customers asking them to purchase alcohol for them.

Teenager: Hey man. Think you could do me a favor an buy some beer for us?

Friend 1: Man it's like a ghetto round here with all these Keg Beggers.

Friend 2: Well to be fare, i remember our youthful days of Keg Begging.

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Keg

1.to be Bitch slapped
2.to be taken for a fool/boi/ediot

1. how do you feel u got kegged
2.u got treated like a keg how do u feel

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keg whore

A person who flirts with one or more of the people in charge of a party, in order to get preffered treatment at the keg. The more brazen keg whores will even try to get a "house cup" (free beer).

Keg whores are considered to be the worst kind of a cock tease. Be wary of anyone flirting with you while you're running the keg.

Amy seemed interested in my last night, but Zack told me she's just a keg whore.

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