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When listening to a particular song takes you back to a very specific time and place.
Every time I hear Moonlight Drive by the Doors, I tune travel back to being a kid in my Dad’s 74 Monte Carlo.
One indiviual lies prone on their back, while the other is squatting over their face, naked. The squatter proceeds to crop dust, while simultaneously waddling toward the lying person’s feet. Thus, dusting the length of the prone individual’s body.
I decided to get experimental at a party with my best friend. It’s been a week, and we still haven’t said a word to each other, since the Dusty Traveler.
An unwelcome errection due to the vibrations of being in a moving vehicle.
I got travel stick this morning on the ride to work, had to wait it out in the carpark before I could get out of the car.
An unexplained semi or erection while driving long distance, usually alone and stuck in a traffic jam. Know to mainly affect Sales reps.
Sorry I'm late for my appointment, I was delayed by an unexpected Travel marrow.
Term used to describe a vagina that is smelly due to being unwashed as a result of travelling.
Yo miang, you smell Kates minge?
Yeah dude that stinks, she's got Travellers Minge.
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A hipster who traveled one weekend and got inspired and has not taken a trip since . Then decides to start a blog .
Janet went to cabo last weekend and changed her instagram bio to world traveler .
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When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.
Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.
Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.
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Ted: *stands up*
Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?
Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.
Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.
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