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Watching Amy Schumer out of your own will to get something you want.
"Hey, want to try the watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge?"
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"
A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.
Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
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Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
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When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.
Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.
I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.
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While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.
Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.
~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!
When one gets euphoria from music, making their life seem like a music video.
You think they are singing about you.
You’re the main character.
Kid Cudi Gives Me Theatre syndrome
Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
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