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When a Boy or Girl is finer than fine. When that boy or girl is wayyyyyy more than fine. When that boy or girl is MAD FINE.
N: Aye yo (persons name) is lookin mad fine
S: You see it too, he hitting different
9👍 6👎
Something you’re not allowed to have.
Mike: In my own personal opinion, *insert music artist* is slightly overrated.
Sarah: Your opinion is wrong, mine is right. Because of this, we can no longer be friends, and I now wish the most brutal death upon you at every turn you make in your sad worthless existence. I can not put the words together to fully express my hatred for you right now. I pray to God from this point forward that he will spare the rest of world from ever having to come in contact with you by terminating You via orbital laser cannon. Even the deepest, darkest underbelly of hell is not fit for the likes of scum like you. Hopefully God will banish you to an even lower abyss beneath Hitler himself. You deserve to die a thousand deaths every single day within an endless time loop that you have no control over. You will be the puppet, and I would love nothing more than to be the puppeteer. I would document every step that you attempt to take, and rightfully punish you for even trying to move forward, as you would not have nor deserve such a basic human right. I wait ever so eagerly for this day. I wait for the day that you finally reach your inevitable demise you sad, pathetic, lonely, worthless, soulless, spineless, pitiful little man.
Mike: K
Different opinion from someone else, especially a majority= a usual dismissal of this different belief, rather than a rightful acceptance of it.
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Same difference means 'same thing; no difference'.
Hampster, gerbil, same difference.
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A standard so much higher than anything else that comparison is pointless
“Ben Sedgwick is different gravy”
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ALPHA MALE WITH SUPERIORITY COMPLEX PHRASE
*smashes egg between bicep and forearm*
Person #1: tHe StReEtS aReNt ReAdY fOr Us
Person #2: YEAH WE’RE BUILT DIFFERENT
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When you’re just too brand new for this generation. You spend your free time refusing to do what other people enjoy cause you’re just TOO different. You don’t like to have fun cause it’s too basic for you...
“Hey y’all, my name is CarlTOODifferentCunningham Jr”
“Girl did you see carl’s Fit today?! I wanna holla but he’s just TOO different”
“Oh yeah that nigga Carl, he stopped fucking with me cause he’s just TOO different “
“Nah I can’t do a bucket list,that’s so basic and I’m just TOO different. PERIODT.”
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Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.
Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*
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