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When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.
"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"
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Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.
Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.
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Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.
I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!
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A high school prank in which someone walks behind someone else and secretly straps their backpack's zippers with a zip-tie. People also zip-tie others by strapping someone else's backpacks to a desk or table or zip-tieing someone else's locker.
Person 1: "Yo dude could I borrow some scissors?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"
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breast sex with penis, titty fuck, completion may
include pearl necklace.
Dang dat hoe got some big ole titties, plenty enough to hang a bankers tie on dat hoe!
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A person who wears a certain tie on a certain day, usually executives or organized people.
Cubical Worker: Dude, the boss always wears that yellow tie on Wednesdays.
Person Making Copies: I know, it's his day-tie.
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