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tie job

When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.

"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"

by ihearttiejobs March 04, 2009


Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 02, 2011


pet tie

Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.

I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015


Zip-tie

A high school prank in which someone walks behind someone else and secretly straps their backpack's zippers with a zip-tie. People also zip-tie others by strapping someone else's backpacks to a desk or table or zip-tieing someone else's locker.

Person 1: "Yo dude could I borrow some scissors?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"

by Woodie135 October 20, 2011


bankers tie

breast sex with penis, titty fuck, completion may
include pearl necklace.

Dang dat hoe got some big ole titties, plenty enough to hang a bankers tie on dat hoe!

by Capt Catfish March 09, 2006


tie one on

get drunk

My friends and I tied one on last night.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003


Day-Tie

A person who wears a certain tie on a certain day, usually executives or organized people.

Cubical Worker: Dude, the boss always wears that yellow tie on Wednesdays.

Person Making Copies: I know, it's his day-tie.

by djfjd May 25, 2009