summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

the short bus

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

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Band Bus

Transportation for all bands including marching, symphonic & jazz band going to a competition, festival or showcase. Trips that may last hours crammed into a burning hot bus.

events that happen on the band bus include:

1. singing the worst of songs at the top of your lungs and loving every moment of it
2. telling band jokes
3. half naked kids of both sex getting dresses or undressed in uniforms as fast as possible
4. helping people dress & undress
5. laughing for no apparent reason
6. making out with band buddies
7. dancing
8. screaming
9. playing truth or dare
10. jumping over seats while the bus is in motion
11. reciting the lines to every movie you can think of
12. eating the worst of junk food
13. sleeping on top of others due to no room
14. Singing your parts in your music while the rest of the band sings to theirs
15. drawing on your music
16. drawing on each other
17. sharing memories of past band bus rides

& the list goes on......

"What happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus."

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Bus Rag

A person who has been "thrown under a bus."

I've been out sick all week and Jason has been telling everybody that I didn't go to yesterday's meeting - straight treating me like I'm some ole bus rag.

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bus pimp

a person who doesnt wait for the bus, the bus waits for him.

boy 1: yo why we still at the stop
boy 2: we waitin on da bus pimp

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Bus Surfing

The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.

Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.

''On the way home last night I was bus surfing for a full 3 minutes!''

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bus drivered

to uppercut somebody forcefully

she just bus drivered that girl

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