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Slut-wife-
1) a married woman who has a large appetite for sex.
2) a married woman who engages in sex with men, other than her husband, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3) a married woman who will engage in any and all sexual activities for her husband.
"She was a good slut-wife who would suck him off when ever he wanted."
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The chick that made the Corona Cut.
I BB take you Tiny as my only pandemic wife to netflex and chill and keeping it real till the end quarantine time.
The weight a women gains after she gets married.
When I saw Yolanda with a wedding ring at our high school reunion, I said "damn, Yolanda got that wife beef".
A female who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's basic needs. The most contemptuous type of relationship in which a boy whispers sweet-nothings into a girls ear before disappearing for several days without explanation, bringing gifts, slowly objectifying her, treating her as a human condom, eventually terminating the affair when the weather improves or when he has found a suitable replacement.
Distinctive pattern of a winter wife:
- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing
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A woman with whom you work, whose proximity and frequent interaction leads to her becoming your primary female companion during work hours. She will become a substitute for your wife while you are at work, providing companionship and support, but without the emotional and sexual elements. For a time. You will eventually develop a huge crush on her, but will think you've kept it hidden. You haven't -everyone at work will think it's obvious.
Drone 1: Mr W and Mrs C really seem to make a good team.
Drone 2: Yeah, she's his work wife. He'd be lost without her.
Drone 1: Oh, she's just his work wife? So there's nothing going on there?
Drone 2 : No. But he wishes there was. So bad.
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A woman who would make a great wife, or who has the characteristics that you would like in a wife.
Man, Julie is wife goals.
A question male colleagues used to ask back in the old days before you could just go to Facebook and see all the details of how everyone's wives are doing.
How's the wife?
She's doing fine, thanks.
Not according to her status update this morning she isn't.
Well then what did you ask me for, you @#$%!
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