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"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.
However when tested in combat, the
"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet
paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,
is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.
Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.
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Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.
Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!
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a toilet paper roll that never ends
Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
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Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.
examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)
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A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
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My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!