country turn

Switching to the left lane long before a left turn.
Done on country roads where you don't have to worry about any on coming cars for another 5 miles or so.

"What are you doing in the left lane?"
"This is where I turn..."
"Oh, you're from the country, making a country turn."

Kevin Turn

a move/turn taken within some sort of game that leaves the player looking abnormally stupid.

Kevin: "God damn it, I just shot my last worm with a rocket launcher and sent him flying off the map!"
Ben: "Classic Kevin Turn."

Poop Turn

When you leave for work in your car in the morning and have to shit. You have to decide if you can gamble and make it to work or do a "poop turn". You turn your car around and head back home to crap on your own toilet.

Got a mile from home today heading for work when nature called. Had to whip a "poop turn" and go back home.

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Turn Coat

A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.

Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.

You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?

Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!

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Turn off

Basically something that disgusts you, find embarrassing or unappealing (mostly) about the opposite sex.

1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."

Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"

Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"

Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"

2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."

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bat turn

The bat turn is when an actor playing the batman can't move their neck to turn forcing them to turn their whole body. Made famous by Michel Keaton.

Look at that , another bat turn

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get turned on

to turn around and kill an opposing player in a video game when they are shooting you when your back is turned.

other variations- get the timmy turner, get the wanda

after turning on a bad kid---

Clutch- Get Turned on!

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