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1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.
2. Female masturbation.
3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.
4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.
5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.
6. A mood elevator.
Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.
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To violently shake an erect penis, in an attempt to expel the last few drops of semen from the tip after an ejaculation.
She twittered my penis and made spiderwebs all over her face.
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A place for followers, literally.
"I'm gonna go see Jessica Albas twitter, because I totally know her in real life and want to know what she is doing, because I'm a follower."
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to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird, or titter; giggle. the act of twittering.
He heard the twittering sounds of the girls staring and flirting with him.
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Someone who talks about their or others' life 24/7
Girl: "Today I saw this guy eating a sandwich with HUGE bites!"
"Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry"
"This morning I dropped my waffle! How horrible"
"During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other!"
etc...
Other: "She's such a twitter"
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A twitter is any action taken by a second party that results is a mirco-contraction of a first parties pelvic floor muscles.
"Timmy twittered Tilleys twat till Tilleys twat twitched."
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A word specific to the twitter.com universe. Usually formed by adding 'tw' to the beginning of any word. For example, a twitter meme is a tweme, and people on twitter are tweeple.
By gosh if we're not twareful, everything will become a twitterism! You know what I twean?
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