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A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.
Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
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A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"
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A person you know that is your perfect match, and you could always picture yourself being with them...but you can't have them, or have never dated them, or they have kept you in the friend zone.
Remember my best friend Jimmy Jackson from high school? He is totally my unicorn.
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A magical animal with a horn. This horn grants many wishes and sparkles. The unicorn was last seen at Landchoo Park in NeverExistedPlace at Sunday Soonember 6th 1893. Rumor has it, if you smell a unicorn fart, you’ll turn into a fairy.
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Something you will never see
It has a magicial horn what let’s it fly and gain powers
Taller than you would expect
People describe people as it if they are wierd
You are such a unicorn
Your a unicorn
No you
No you
Ok I am a unicorn
(All of this conversation was from one person see that’s a unicorn in one way the other is a magical creature
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n.
1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn.
Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse.
2. A person similarly endowed.
Hans: Look! It's a unicorn!
Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse.
Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin!
Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!
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(v) to headbut the bottom of a beer bottle while someone is drinking and drive the bottle into their teeth.
We used to think that it was funny to unicorn each other at parties until we chipped a friend's tooth.
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Last Thanksgiving, my aunt accidentally unicorned my beer bottle and made my gums bleed.
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