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Someone who has apparently had everyone elses experiences happen to them, but much better or much worse. Often this is because they need to be better than others or feel the need to be 'one-up' from everybody else.
Sophie: I got totally drunk and ended up falling asleep on a bench!
Jess: Yeah that happened to me but I woke up in a lion's cage and proper fought it off with my judo style skills. All with a hangover too!
Sophie: You are such a one-upper!
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When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.
Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!
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Well contrary to that definiton above me the Upper South is an unoffical region of the United States. It's a region that while it is Southern is Southern to a less degree than the Deep South. The states that automatically come to one's mind are Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia. I few pending states are North Carolina (might be too Southern), West Virginia, and Maryland. This region usually refered to as the Mid-South. During a major survey called to Southern focus survey to see the percentage of residence in the Southern states that identify with the South, the Deep South had over 90% (which also included North Carolina and Tennesee) of their residence's identifing with the South Kentucky and Virginia had 86% of their residences identifing with the South. Maryland on the other hand had less than have of their residence identifing with the South. The city's that define this region are Memphis, Louisville, Nashville, Richmond, Virginia Beach,
The point I'm trying to make is that some people like Kentucky yank and all the other pro Northern peopleish (could just be one person) are very misleading when it comes to Kentucky. They are so quick to name Kentucky as Midwestern, when it's the complete opposite from places like Minnesota and Wisconsin. I mean honestly calling those states Kentucky's sister states over ALabama or North Carolina is completely historically inaccurate. Kentucky is purely a Upper South State identical to Tennesse and Virginia, not no damn Ohio, or Indiana honestly give me a break those yankees states have nothing to do with Kentucky, aside from Southern Indiana being apart of the Louisville Metro area.
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The act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.
I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.
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depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.
That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!
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the act of deficating in the water tank of someones restroom, so when they flush, out comes muddy madness
i just left an upper decker in that starbucks bathroom!
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1. The crusty, often hard-to-reach mucous found just behind the cartilage of the wealthy elite.
2. One who holds his or her nose high above everyone else in such great disdain, allowing septal mucosa to solidify in such a way.
3. A member of the Wealthy Elite (often of "old money") who treats others as though they were mere peasants born into (and destined to remain in) servitude.
Jill, though a modest girl, always knew she was destined for greater things. Though, she was always reluctant to accept any promotion that might benefit her in such a was to classify her as over-privileged, or upper-crust. The mere thought of it left the bitterest taste in her mouth.
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