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the best friggin store on the damn planet!!!!!
i go there whenever i come to america!
we have a wal-mart in england (but its called asda) and its no where near as good!!
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1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks.
2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
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A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?
Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.
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1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
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A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.
B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up
Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!
Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...
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A phrase used to describe something cheap that doesn't work well or sometimes doen't work at all...The phrase Wal-Mart can also be linked to poser...
Person 1- Doesn't he play guitar?
Person 2- He has a Wal-Mart guitar...
Person 3-What a poser...
OR
Person 1- Do you like that skateboard?
Person 2- you mean that Wal-Mart..Psht, no
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The Wheatstraw Arfican-Latino Music and Recreation Thanatolagarium.
1: I'm pretty sure the Wheatstraw Arfican-Latino Music and Recreation Thanatolagarium will have a Jackie Robinson book on clearance somewhere. Let's go read it and leave it.
2: Fuck the Chinese, are you taking me to Wal-Mart? I'm so excited I think I shit myself!
1:Good, you'll fit right in.
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