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Akin to its sister phrases the Deep Web and Dark Web, the Dim Web refers to the parts of the Internet hosted on social media sites that have completed their process of enshittification.
These sites are usually devoid of original thought or content and only the dimmest users remain. The sites also often require the user to log in to view any content to maximise user tracking and profits.
- Have you seen the Tweet I sent you yesterday?
- Hell naw, I ain't visiting the Dim Web.
A Webmaster that thinks he is better at his job than he really is. The Web Apprentice lacks attention to detail, like pricing and uniformity on a company website.
Customer Service Rep 1: "Why is the price of the Swingline stapler $7.95 on the product page and $6.95 on the flyout?"
Customer Service Rep 2: "Looks like the Web Apprentice strikes, again!"
The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.
"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."
When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)
Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!
Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed
The act of shooting a load in your partner’s long hair while they sleep, resulting in their being stuck to the pillow. Bonus points for spelling and coverage.
Mary Jane woke up and asked Peter Parker, “What happened to my hair?” Peter responded, “I Charlotte’s Webbed you!”
Your sweaty ball sack stuck to both legs.
I've been riding this motorcycle in the heat so long , I'll have a permanent man web .
Someone who’s constantly on websites looking at stuff to buy but never buys anything.
Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
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