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Doctor's whispers

When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;

1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;

or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;

or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.

eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.

The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.

Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.

Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".

by the kid from MAD magazine March 14, 2023


Jinn Whisperer

A pure artist who openly communicates with Jinn and serves as a liaison between Jinn and humans. Jinn being defined as (in Arabian and Muslim mythology) an intelligent spirit of lower rank than the angels, able to appear in human and animal forms and to possess humans. The term is coined by American artist, Genesis Be.

Using the esoteric knowledge delivered to her, the Jinn whisperer relayed these new found concepts to her fellow humans as directed by her cosmic counterparts.

by commonfolk June 19, 2018


jizz whisperer

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.

Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016


Raine Whispers

An incredibly adorable bard coven leader and also the main love interest of Eda Clawthorne

Viewer 1: Dude did you see the new episode with Raine Whispers?
Viewer 2: Yeah they are incredibly adorable

by Iloverainewhispers April 13, 2022


Crotch Whisperer

A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.

OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!

by Chachabub September 23, 2010


Nut Whisper

When you are fucking a girl and you secretly nut inside of her but she doesn't know and only finds out when it's too late.

Yo how was your night with Sarah?

Dude it was amazing! I even managed to pull off a nut whisper!

by LemonSkittlz January 8, 2018


Whisper Bitching

Bitching into someone's ear when you don't want the group to hear.

"I'm going to take a picture but I have to turn on the flash." Friend whispers bitches only to you -" Flash photography makes me look awful" Me - Please stop the whisper bitching.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 26, 2018