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A completely undeserved good fortune. A wild stroke of luck that seems too good to be true, and normally would be.
He won the lottery with a ticket he picked up on the street.
Woah, what a Whitey Break.
Man, that kid did not even throw a strike and he got the save in the game. What a Whitey Break.
Term used to describe an Asian restaurant that is not really authentic or representative of the cuisine of that culture, but there mainly to cater to white people. The flavors, decor, service and uniforms of the staff are mainly there to satisfy the false impressions the clientele rather than give a realistic glimpse into the culture.
Often times these places can be spotted by noticing: really clean (if its a Chinese place), all the chefs you can see are Mexican, all the other diners are white, there are no Asian diners, and the place next door is full of Asians.
Whitey 1: Yo, man, I had some bomb-ass Japanese food last night.
Whitey 2: Fo shizzle? Where at?
Whitey 1: Benihana. Me and my ho loved it!
Whitey 2: Aw man, dat place ain't real Japanese food, it's trick whitey!
When you're having sex with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with braces and awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a banshee.
Yeah, we pulled the Whitey Special on Bill. He said he hasn't been able to get it up for days. Which is fine because Susan won't even talk to him anymore.
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a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.
So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from...
+500 whitey points
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A very generous man that lives in the town of Dukesberry. Often hated upon by David Stone and the rest of the town.
Whitey: Your honor if it pleases the court I'd like to make a statement.
Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).
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