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The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward
Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)
wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper
No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe
Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.
Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.
A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.
Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.
When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.
"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.
Turn on the computer you fuck wipe.
Shirly blew our cover, stupid fuck wipe.