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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 20, 2004


does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 22, 2004


you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

by Chainsaw August 04, 2005


Wooden Pickaxe

Some useless shit, normaly used to mine 3 cobblestones.

Wooden Pickaxe: What do you need from me, creator?
Me: Mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: *Pikachu surprised face*

by Castlemilo April 25, 2019


Wooden Pickaxe

Typically your first mining tool in the game minecraft, (unless your doing some stupid challenge or spawn near a village) that will either become your first furnace fuel or weaponry.

Person 1: I use my wooden pickaxe to kill cows and other players once I get a stone one.

Person 2: really? I burn it for fuel.

by Sandwichan47 July 13, 2020


Wooden Pickaxe

A pickaxe made of wood, how dumb do you have to be to not know this

why are you mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe

by Golferbc February 19, 2021


Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024