you got cained

this novice from NSB whose name is samuel chu, wif the hand action, goes "U GOT CAINED" over a chess game with this other fob named tobias! the kylie the minogue:D

*Uuuuuuuuu GOT CAINED!!

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Jimin, You Got No Jams

A terrible insult, be very offended. Originally said by Rap Monster of BTS to Jimin, also of BTS during a plane ride after Jimin said “LA man yea!”. RM then said “Jimin. You got no jams.
This can also mean that Jimin cannot reach the jam jar on the top shelf of the fridge.

Rm: Jimin.
Jimin: yea?
Rm: Can you hand me that? *points at jam jar*
Jimin: Uhm I can’t reach it.
Rm: Oh yeah!Jimin, You Got No Jams!
Jimin:*sobs*
Suga:*glares at Rm* *hugs Jimin creates good yoonmin photo ops*

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You Got It, Ma

Typical response when your fat Kraut mother lets one rip at the dining room table. Often accompanied by the fat wench lifting a cheek to help it flow.

While eating the wonderful meal of Spaetzle and wurscht, mommy let a wet fart go, and then Roy said "You Got It, Ma".

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have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.

Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"

you got nothin’ coming!

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.

Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

You got me bent

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.

Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.

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aint trickin if you got it

Used in many rap songs; if you GENUINELY have money to spend on a girl then it isnt considered tricking thus you are not a trick.

"man you spent a gwop on that hoe"
"yea but im paid so its nuthin"
"ShoYouRight! it aint trickin if you got it"

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