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A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh
Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?
Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing
Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog
Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?
Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt
Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean
Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf
Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr
Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!
Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!
GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!
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x The Phonetics of Lil' Jon
Yeahhh (Ye-ayah)
Whaaat (Hu-at-uh)
Okaayy (Oh-khaye)
X Etymology of Lil' Jon
A Chalet
Shiny Teeth
Club Energy
Madam, will this be reflected upon my frequent flyer miles?
Well sir, did you book your flight online?
Yeaaahhh!!!
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American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.
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Essentially the only Republican who isn't an anti-science, bible-thumping sociopath, and thus, he's in last place amongst the current presidential candidates.
Person 1: Huh, Jon Huntsman's a Republican who believes in both evolution and man-made global warming.
Person 2: Bullshit.
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The best CZW wrestler to ever live.
Joe: Did you see TNA last night?
Bob: Hell no I was watching Jon Moxley on CZW!
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Jon sucks plain and simple everyone knows this
Hey Jon.
Whats up?
You suck.
I know.
Everyone knows jon sucks
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