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Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010

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counter butcher

when someone butchers your dreams, you butcher them back

My pc just got butchered. I am going to counter butcher it and im going to nurture my pc back to health.

by butcher your dreams March 14, 2006

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Mad butcher

The man responsible for the female genitalia.

Show us where the mad butcher had ya

by Bruss August 23, 2004

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Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.

The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.

by I am PANDA March 23, 2009

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Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

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Peanut Butcher

In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.

He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter.

Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher

by Elemenopy Queuarestes August 13, 2019

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secret butcher

a person who takes their meat from behind
eg: has alot of ass pumping

boy george is a secret butcher

by max bojovic December 22, 2007

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