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When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach
Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.
fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper
Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.
A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.
Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?
Trend where it is fashionable to suspend pieces of shells, rocks, and sand in resin, often made into decorative pieces. The result looks like regurgitated mermaid vomit. The term "mermaid vomit" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page after disagreements on whether mermaid vomit was the same defined by "Vomit clock" Any object made this way can be called "mermaid vomit."
"Bea! Check out this Mermaid Vomit lamp ! Won't this go great in the bathroom??"
Desert Mermaid is a disabled Artistist and Youtuber on a Mission to spread Peace, love, laughter, and the beach to stranded mermaids and pirates everywhere! In 2011 Desert Mermaids entire life changed after injuring her lower back, resulting in life long chronic pain. After hitting rock bottom, she bravely started her life over. Desert Mermaid also known as, Keshia Marie Lamons, Vlogs her life and always encourages others to always follow their dreams, never give up, and to live life to the fullest! As someone who has felt alone in her pain. Desert Mermaid wants to provide a light for others so they don't have to sit alone in the dark!
Desert Mermaid is amazing! Her videos inspire me to keep chasing my dreams!