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To have sex and bring it up constantly
Yo, so this girl was suckin my le- Dude shut the fuck and don't shag and brag
While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
(coloquialosm ) the place where you might have sex; another way of saying your house, home, apartment, etc; place of living.
You want to come check out my new shag pad?
Lets head over to my shag pad for some drinks.
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Akin to the word knackered.
Very tired.
I'm shagged out after last night.
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The road where couples meet before/during/after school.
Also a term for where smokers smoke.
"Meet me on shag"
"Alright"
"Where are you?"
"Shag alley"
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Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.
He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.
Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch
The frantic last few one night stands as university is coming to a end.
Nick was out panic shagging last night