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a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping
mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator
mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.
Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.
Ask amazon echo to call the police. Nothing bad happens its really cool.its a secret don't tell anyone though
Amazon echo
A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream
Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod
During sexual intercourse, the male participant sets fire to the female participants bush and uses his semen to put out the inferno like a naked fireman.
Last week, Eric gave Evan a blazing amazon and his bush still hasn't grown back.
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