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There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..
IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!
It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!
AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.
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the colors of the irish flag or often refering to green the major symbol of ireland
rick "hey man im irish but i forgot what the irish flag looks like what are the irish colors"
mike "Green, white and orange man."
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In Irish vernacular, when a gust of wind blows the head off a guinness, that is an Irish sandstorm.
It was so windy today that I got an Irish Sandstorm on my shirt
Irish woman who is an enigma, who is sexy, wanted by many men and women. She is always there for you. Always has her family and friends back, and would kick anyones ass who would dare mess with them. She is looked up to by many hence why she is considered a goddess.
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Irish Dance is an incredibly hard sport that requires an insane amount of physical strength, stamina and technique. Most people don't know what is really is, they hear the name "Irish Dance" and think it is funny and easy and stupid. This is bull, people have no clue what this sport is and how hard it is. In irish dance you need to need to have incredible calf and leg and ab muscles and stamina so you can have good jumps and lifts and can stay on your toes. It is very technical and you need to be foot perfect, you need to use your calf muscles and abs to good lift and stay on ur toes and always have good rythym . If you want to be good, you have to practice and workout every single day. Those hockey boys who say they know what it is and that its easy, they have no idea they couldnt last through 1 second of it. Beyond all the makeup and dresses is THE HARDEST SPORT EVER SO IF YOU HAVENT ACTUALLY SEEN IRISH DANCE OR TRIED IT SHUT YOU DUMBASS MOUTH UP.
Wow irish dance is so cool and hard i never knew what it actually was.
The most amazing people in the whole world!
Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect!
They know how to throw one hell of a party!
Ned:I went to an amzing party last week and i drank so much that I'm still drunk now!
Ted:Wow! Who's party was it?
Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's
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