vikings axe

When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.

Why is Vivi's face all sticky?
Oh I gave her a look at my Vikings axe

Axe puzzles

Axe puzzles is mainly related to music. Can be quoted as a violent mix or blends. The axe is the violent word as puzzles can be linked to mixes. Like pieces of a puzzle. Can be sparingly used as a confusing mix of sounds.

1. I feel like droppin some axe puzzles.

2. I'm going to create an axe puzzle blend

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cranny axe

Reference to a penis.From the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."

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Golden Axe

The most AWESOME FUCKING ROCK HARD PIECE OF LEGENDARY FOLKLORE EVER CREATED.

It's also a video game.

*kicks gnome upside the fucking head*

"BITCH GIMME YOUR MAGIC"

That's Golden Axe.

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cranny ax

Male genetalia. As heard in the song Bloodhound Gang - F.U.C.K

Batter dip the cranny ax, In the gut locker

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Axe Bath

The act of spraying yourself down with Axe body spray when you're to lazy to actually take a shower.

"Dude, after the basketball game I was so tired, so I just took an Axe Bath."

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and my axe

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

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