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This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative
me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"
A move perfomed by only the most talented, a lucky barry is a poo where toilet paper is only required for the sakes of posterity, it is in essense the perfect mess free crap.
There was no bog roll in the shitter, thank god I pulled I Lucky Barry.
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Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large dicks they are also huge douchebag
s. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.
Ethan barry smells so good today
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Barry Scott is a fictional person, who presents the Cillit Bang adverts. Played by Neil Burgess, he is famous for saying "Hi, I'm Barry Scott", "Bang! And the dirt is gone!", showing how quick rusty pennies can be cleaned, and for generally being loudly over-enthusiatic about Cillit Bang.
Hi, Barry Scott here, asking if you have problems with limescale, rust and ground-in-dirt. They're a challenge for some household cleaners, but not, for Cillit Bang!
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Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.
Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!
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A measurement of existence that would baffle Galileo Galilei. One warps into this time frame, too late to turn back. The turn of events cannot be recreated the same way twice. Involved is a Barry, not just the common Barry, found under the hood of a vehicle making it better. Easily spotted: shirtless or wearing a neon safety vest, muddy cowboy boots, grease covered, a googly eyed floozy popping out from the shadows. They love when he tips his hat and gives a Southern wink of his eye. He says, "Stay right there, I'll right back", and some wait days, afraid to go piss in fear of missing his return. On Barry Time, what takes an hour, with a quick blink and a tilted "What the fuck just happened" expression on one's face and Poof! two days have flown by! "What were we thinking" moments and "How did we survive that" memories guaranteed. Consider bringing: beverage, popcorn, tools, portable chargers, and a pocket knife (or three). Cancel your agenda for the days after to recover from WTF Whiplash and to ease your muscles from pushing a vehicle at some point or climbing in, on, over, or under a vehicle. Side effects in back to back occurrences are not yet studied, but as a first hand survivor I suggest spacing them out. To avoid reoccurrence, watch for an onset of feelings like being untouchable, invincible, or overly excited like a juvenile delinquent. Not just women, men too are subject to his Texas smile and silver tongue. The White Rabbit ain't got shit on Barry.
Floozy #1: Have you seen Barry?
Floozy#2: He should be right back, he left three days ago.
Floozy #1: So you're saying there's a chance!? I'll wait right here with you!
Barry Time Survivor #1: Look at them sack chasers over there ha ha, they're on Barry Time now.
Barry Time Survivor #2: Ha ha I know right, let's go to Winstar. They'll be okay till we get back.
Barry Time Survivor #1: Yup, and hey! Maybe they'll have the yard cleaned up by then too!
An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.
A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.
An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.
Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.
I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.
Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.
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