The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.
*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!
Some badass niggas vaping and shit in the school bathroom
Don't FUCK with Bathroom Gang or we'll bambi your ass
The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.
Me: imma take a piss
Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro
Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day
When your at your girlfriendโs house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.
Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.
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The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.
Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.
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