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Buckeye Blitz

Sudden, rapid and violent defication of small round turds with peanuts embedded inside.

A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.

I dont want to have a Buckeye Blitz because it makes my ass bleed.

by Rum Rudder August 9, 2021


NFL Blitz

Midway's classic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. Similar to NBA Jam ,3 sacks in a row; you're on fire!

x:football games suck,they're based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? Have you ever played Blitz?
x:oh yeah!

by esjay November 27, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goalline Blitz

American based football MMORPG. Has many 30-40 year old people who have never been laid and like to make their fantasy come "true"

God, my 30 year old virgin brother loves playing Goalline Blitz.

by Comin At You YeahHa October 1, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 12, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


nano-blitz

A cheap ass tatic used in madden to sack the QB. Usually it's used by noobs or people who aren't too talented playing normal.

The only way Chris can win is to nano-blitz all game.

by Mitchellfrog April 2, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ballroom Blitz

Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.

"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."

by Jeff Vader 1990 September 14, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Belfast Blitz

The act of shitting on someone from an elevated height.

One example of this, is where someone would stand on a rooftop, and excrete faeces on the unsuspecting victims below. The shit drops and lands like a bomb, and is a common prank in the city of Belfast, hence Belfast Blitz

by john tamase May 15, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž