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n. A grizzled gal with one good eye, four bad kids and an occasional husband.
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I don’t gots no money but I gots a Harley sway back and a biker’s family.
Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.
"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"
"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"
They ride in massive herds on the streets of West Islip doing the weirdest shit you can think of. The herd mostly consists of homophobic and racist white boys who think they are the shit. If you say anything to them they will cuss you out and most likely run you over with their bikes.
Shit, it's the Beach Street 6th Grade Bikers get the fuck out of their way or you will get run over and cussed out.
When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
A term used for mounting and riding a mong.
He's a right vegetable biker he is.
A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.
Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?
Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"
Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .
It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.
Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!