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The Blanket you use to masturbate
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"
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a blanket a man uses to jack off into
hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket
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a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house
at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.
muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.
2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.
Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.
Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.
Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?
A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket